Sea Deity Admirers Pillows

Neptune: the retirement years.

Piranhaclaus

Shark infested custard!

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Discovery.

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Mermen

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'You're retaining water.'

"She's very affectionate!"

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

WARNING! Armed Response.

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

Sea Angel

Olympic Rings

"Do you mind?!"

Pygmy giant squid

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Granted, it is pretty, but to be honest, it's not what you would call practical. . ."

"He uses a silencer."

One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.