Sea Myth Lovers Pillows

"Do you mind?!"

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

Mermaid and old sailor

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

Submarine and Mermaid

Flying Dutchman

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Fish Traps/Lure.

And that's where mermaids came from.

Mermaids cross

Merman peeing off a rock.

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

The Mermaid and the Cat

Siren and Pirates

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.

Merman with cymbals

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"Obviously plastic!"

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

The Flying Dutchman

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'