Sea Lore Lover Pillows

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"Holy Mackerel!"

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'