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"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Mermaid and old sailor

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Pirate King!

Mermen

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

Sea Angel

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Flying Dutchman

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"I told you to be careful!"

"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."

And that's where mermaids came from.

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Fish Traps/Lure.

'Gee, I didn't really have to attack that surfer in the red and blue shorts last Thursday...I wasn't that hungry.'

What? The night light helps me fall asleep.

Mermaids cross

The Mermaid and the Cat

Siren and Pirates

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.