Sea Lore Seeker Pillows

Blast it, Neptune. Do you have to track water in every time?!

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I spy something blue."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'That was fun!'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Says here the Navy's been patrolling the South China Sea...."

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'