Nautical Lore Lover Pillows

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Cannonball!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Flying Dutchman

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Have a very piratical Birthday

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"Same ship, different day."

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Pirate toilet.

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

'Noah, we have more than two barnacles...'

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill