Nautical Lore Enthusiast Pillows

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Set sail

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Distractions.