Mythical Sea Enthusiasts Pillows

Submarine and Mermaid

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

Mermaid and old sailor

Neptune: the retirement years.

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Flying Dutchman

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

And that's where mermaids came from.

Mermaids cross

The Mermaid and the Cat

Siren and Pirates

Merman with cymbals

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"Obviously plastic!"

"I'm still transitioning."

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

Real Girls with REAL legs

"Her mother was a vegetarian."

Mermaid Fish Dinner

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'