Mythical Sea Creatures Aficionados Pillows

"Obviously plastic!"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Viking Loch Ness

Leak in the fish tank.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Meowlzebub

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."