Mythical Sea Creatures Aficionados Gifts

"Obviously plastic!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

Leak in the fish tank.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Mermaids in love

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous