Sea Mythology Buff Pillows

The Mermaid and the Cat

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"I'm still transitioning."

Mermaids cross

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Flying Dutchman

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Submarine and Mermaid

Flying Dutchman

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Merman peeing off a rock.

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

And that's where mermaids came from.

When Sponges Talk

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Sea Bandits.

Merman with cymbals

Siren and Pirates

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

'Hmmm. This is the first aggressive clam that I've seen.'