Sea Mythology Fan Pillows

Merman peeing off a rock.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bermuda Triangles

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"He was a sea rescue."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Life and Death

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Sea Angel

Mysteries of the ocean...

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Flying Dutchman

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

And that's where mermaids came from.

Mermaids cross

The Mermaid and the Cat

Siren and Pirates

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'It may be tacky to accept advertising, but how else am I going to raise money to feed you all?'