Sea Mythology Fan Prints

Merman peeing off a rock.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bermuda Triangles

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"He was a sea rescue."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Fish or Cut Bait

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Life and Death

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Mysteries of the ocean...

Sea Angel

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Flying Dutchman

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

Mermaids cross

And that's where mermaids came from.

The Mermaid and the Cat

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Siren and Pirates

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"On the other hand, Louise N. of Metuchen, New Jersey, only gives you three stars."