Marine Mythology Fan Prints

'Hmmm. This is the first aggressive clam that I've seen.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Life and Death

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"He's So Your Type."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Viking River Raids

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Centaur falls in love.