Sea Mythos Fan Pillows

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Bermuda Triangles

Lazy Octopus

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Going Down?

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"