Sea Mythos Fan Mugs

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Lazy Octopus

Bermuda Triangles

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Fish or Cut Bait

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.