Sea Myth Fan Pillows

Bermuda Triangles

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Neptune

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Squid and Octopus

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

Seaworld great whites.

Mermen

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"Do you mind?!"