Supernatural Sea Fan Pillows

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Love at First Sight

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bermuda Triangles

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The devil you know and his plus one

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Neptune

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Pirates

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"What a way to go."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.