Supernatural Sea Fan Gifts

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Love at First Sight

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bermuda Triangles

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The devil you know and his plus one

Neptune

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Fish or Cut Bait

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Pirates

"What a way to go."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'