H2o Devotees Prints

"I'm addicted to water."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"It's trickle down."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Ready...."

Make your own bottled water.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Valuable Water

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Pipe Down

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

Waste of water

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1

'I'm having what he's having.'

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

DMV - Enter Here

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

A hazard of river baptisms.

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

I think you're taking your hydration too far

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

Back to coal

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

Candidates for Water Divining