Holy Water Enthusiast Prints

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

A family playing in the sea

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Freddie's water

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I thought it was deeper here."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Children playing around a water pump

"I'm addicted to water."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Water Ski Accident

"Still sparkling"

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days