H2o Devotees Gifts

"I'm addicted to water."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"It's trickle down."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Ready...."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Make your own bottled water.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Valuable Water

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

Pipe Down

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

'I'm having what he's having.'

Waste of water

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

DMV - Enter Here

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

A hazard of river baptisms.

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

I think you're taking your hydration too far

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

Candidates for Water Divining

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Mom hiking carries her child and a rat carries it's children on it's back.