Well Water Aficionado Gifts

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Bring your own inflatable.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

A family playing in the sea

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Spring Water

Water.

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

First Dive

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days