Vacuum Devotees Gifts

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Poetry Buff.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I'm addicted to water."

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

COVID-19 dime

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

Is clutter necessary?

A.E. Housman

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

Medusa at her Vanity Table

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

'You suck!'

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

Dyson with Death

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"It's the Grim Sweeper!!"

"Forget about using a stick to gather ants: I have a vacuum-cleaner..."

Spider Darwin Awards goes to The Bug Vacuum

Sisters of the sacred order of the massage table.

COWS: Cow dustmite

Hell's cleaners.

'The stranger say's he's come to clean up this here town.'

"Looks like Bob's been watching the Winter Olympics again."

Rapunzel has a short-lived career demonstrating vacuum cleaners.