Uv Devotee Gifts

'Sue loves the sun.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

You're the olive in my martini

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Scot holding a heart.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Poetry Buff.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

One book... One book... One book...

Watching telly

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

TV and man

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Opera Lover

"She died doing what she loved."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

'They're all for you.'

A.E. Housman

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.