Uniform Devotee Gifts

Two military officers

"Bond James, Bond."

Silly wig.

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

The Bearskin Hat Family

A salute of scouts

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Tuck Shop

Police Cow!

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'What a control freak!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Dronin'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Bomb Back Better