Uniform Admirers Gifts

The Bearskin Hat Family

'A man in uniform? Well we've got two Park-Keepers, six Traffic-Wardens and a Deck-Chair Attendant' (at a dating agency).

Kenny Dalglish

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A salute of scouts

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Tuck Shop

Police Cow!

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Verbal Orders

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Men talking about the boots of the period

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Euphemistic.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'I love men in uniformity.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Soldier Walking Peacock.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Soldier.