Uniform Aficionado Gifts

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Permission to breach new sartorial frontiers, Sir!"

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

Divisions of Drill

'When you say that it fits like a glove, is that because it covers my hands?'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Medal hording

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Brigadier Ray McDermot - Royal Australian Army Corps

Fireman gets the fire pole stuck in his pant leg.

'I don't think St. John-Bowden has quite entered into the spirit of the school.'

'Now that's an afro!'

"I like your style.... You'll go far."

"Psst! You've got my hat!"

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

Equalizes

"I just love the new uniforms!"

The Soldier

Officer

General Dentistry.

'I suppose you say that it fits like a glove because it covers his hands!'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"- And then I get these overwhelming desires to make love to a man in uniform...."

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

A Royal Navy Admiral

"Oh, that one's mustard from lunch."

Women Take The Place Of The Band At St.James Palace.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"... and this one is for – oh, for heaven’s sake – this isn’t my uniform!"

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."

"A four-star general must be a very good general indeed."

"As you were."

"Just be yourself."