
"I get more respect wearing a uniform."
Looking for a gift for a uniform enthusiast? Our collection offers witty and charming items that showcase their passion for uniforms, whether it's military, medical, sports, or any other uniformed profession. These products are ideal for expressing their appreciation for the craftsmanship, tradition, and distinctive style of uniforms. From everyday accessories to wall art, find something that resonates with their interest and adds a touch of humor or admiration to their environment.
"I get more respect wearing a uniform."
Three Priests
'Yes Madam. . . it's overtime.'
A salute of scouts
'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'
'Knock it off, slug! You're a disgrace to the uniform.'
The dress uniform of the Catering Corps
'No, it's not a new prison issue uniform - I fell asleep in the chicken house.'
How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'
'I always think uniforms are so cute!'
'I only joined because someone told me girls like men in uniform.'
JOIN THE ARMY!, 'I'm tempted -- I just LOVE their earth tones!'
Military Fashion Police.
'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'
Soldier Walking Peacock.
'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'
Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker
'....and that one is a button for my coat.'
"Tell him you're attracted to men in uniform!"
"I think we should stop talking about out target demographic."
"Pretty sure that braid came from a crafts store."
"Baker, you're out of uniform."
"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."
Boys making fun of an officer's cloak
"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Ace Uniform Co. Inc.
"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"
"Let's keep an eye on this fella."
"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"
Tuck Shop
That one's for successfully maintaining possession of my mittens.
Sir James Graham's Review of London Postmen
Boys teasing a servant about his uniform
'Wilmot, you're a disgrace to the uniform!'
'You look good in pin stripes, Syms... but to be a 'team player,' you need not suit up'
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