Uniform Nostalgist Gifts

'Hang about - I may have my old school uniform up in the attic....'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

Police Cow!

Tuck Shop

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'I love men in uniformity.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

Soldier.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Soldier Walking Peacock.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

WPC