Uniform Nostalgist T-Shirts

'Hang about - I may have my old school uniform up in the attic....'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

Police Cow!

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Tuck Shop

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'I love men in uniformity.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

Soldier.

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Soldier Walking Peacock.

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

WPC

'You look good in pin stripes, Syms... but to be a 'team player,' you need not suit up'

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."