Quirky Uniform Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Police Cow!

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Tuck Shop

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I love men in uniformity.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Soldier Walking Peacock.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Soldier.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

WPC

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"As you were."

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