Quirky Uniform Enthusiast Pillows

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Police Cow!

Tuck Shop

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'I love men in uniformity.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Soldier Walking Peacock.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Soldier.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"As you were."

WPC

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

'You look good in pin stripes, Syms... but to be a 'team player,' you need not suit up'