Army Devotee Gifts

The Camp, Pt. 3

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Michael Caine

Eye Off the Ball

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Banting in the Yeomanry

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Drone Spray

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Army Man Playset 2020

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

A man shoots at a drone.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Bomb Back Better

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.