Government Devotee Gifts

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Have your people call my people."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

We have a dream....

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Nato Membership

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

The Hug

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

The next drone flight

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

The Deal of a Century

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Such an Important Election. But Why?

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"New world order"

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'