Constitutional Devotee Gifts

"I think if you check, religion is covered under the 1st commandment."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

The Hug

Antonin Scalia

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Such an Important Election. But Why?

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

Dumocrats

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Give Thanks.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Oh-oh - this next case is about hate speech in the Constitution.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

American Supreme Court

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

Obama & Constitution