Constitutional Aficionado Gifts

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

That's What Happens

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Archival Warfare

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Legalish

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."