Constitutional Connoisseur Gifts

'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living constitution!'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Breivik wins his complaint to Norway for "inhuman treatment"

Clarence Thomas

"You call this a constitution?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Antonin Scalia

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"