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Raising the Dumb Ceiling.

Nancy Pelosi

3 reasons why we need good mental health coverage. . .

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"You call this a constitution?"

"I love this time of day."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'