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Raising the Dumb Ceiling.

Nancy Pelosi

3 reasons why we need good mental health coverage. . .

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love this time of day."

"You call this a constitution?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."