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What Euro crisis?

"You seem smart...you're fired."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Our Two Parties, Explained

Turkish Democracy

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Government a la Carte

Russia Money Laundering

Armageddon

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Bathroom Fairy

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'What I have to do first?!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Denazification

Sybil Obama

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'