Current Events Aficionado T-Shirts

"Regarding the promised tax cut...It will depend on how you define 'tax' and 'cut'..."

'How does this work? I've recently retired from Congress and am not quite sure how to pay for things with my own money.'

'Let me rephrase your question and answer with a 10 second sound bite to catch the next news cycle.'

No news is good news.

"You can tell he's a great politician....he's spoken for 45 minutes now, and hasn't said a thing!"

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

Turkey pardoned by Trump still faces state charges.

Fight for Venezuela

'So, where's Bin Laden's long form death certificate?!'

'We can't send you disaster relief. We outsourced our operations to the countries hit by the tsunami.'

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Trump with a giant Sharpie

Parallel universe

Placard reads: 'It's a sign'.

"And today in Washington a top Administration apologist issued an apology."

I know this sound incredible, but pro american rioting has broken out

Runaway Bride.

"He joined in the debate."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"Blather...Wince...Repeat."

"Ronald Reagan won two victories in the Senate today, one victory in the House, and one victory in House-Senate conference, which gives him a career total of a hundred and ninety victories - only thirty-nine short of the world's record of two hundred and twenty-nine victories, held by Franklin Delano Roosevelt."

North Korea vs The United States

Sadie, I can't stop checking my phone. Every alert is starting to feel historic. For the first time, I'm not sure whether our system of government is going to survive. What will they uncover about the president? What will the president do in return? If he falls, what will his followers do? Is this how it felt when you kept checking the cave paintings for news of the latest mastodon hunt? Sadie smash.

Trump and Obama

The current Supreme Court

Democrats' Brilliant Scheme to Bring Down President Trump

Hunter Biden/Trump - Scales of Justice

"Don't worry, Susan. We all work better with a deadline."

"Don't panic. Can anybody fly this plane?"

"Look, if the president says Armageddon is coming, I'm with him a 100 per cent."

Just Kidding

Republican Obstruction Will End Itself

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Support People by Killing Other People