Current Affairs Connoisseur Pillows

What Euro crisis?

"You seem smart...you're fired."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Turkish Democracy

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Russia Money Laundering

Armageddon

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Bathroom Fairy

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'What I have to do first?!'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Denazification

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Charades

Myanmar coup