Current Affairs Enthusiast Pillows

"We mapped out the Trump motorcade route to the White House."

Theresa May

'Do you think history repeats itself?' Other man: 'Just like I told you yesterday - no!'

Good evening. Tonight's broadcast will be to the point. Everything's horrible. Good night.

Taxi driver says to long-suffering passenger: 'If times get any harder, I'll have to start charging for my witty and perceptive opinions on various topical issues of the day.'

"Poll numbers remained unchanged today, as people used recent events to reinforce whatever views they already had."

Brexit whirlpool

"Has Britain left Europe yet?"

"We need to start seeing other news sources."

'The Arab world used to be know for its oil, now for its turmoil.'

"To get through this recession we all need to make sacrifices...and this is YOURS!"

UN Rescue

"This isn't the moment to be talking about gun control."

Iraq withdrawal strategy group

Brexit

Donald Trump hides a nuclear bomb under his hair.

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

Hugo Chavez

Mideast Flames

Media Talking Heads.

Trump Tower

Attacks on Free Speech

Chinese Communist Party at 100

Euro-zone crisis: China to the rescue?

Syria supported by Russia and Iran.

'Has there ever been good news?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Let's Forget About Dinner, Honey... I Just Read The Paper And I've lost My Appetite."

Brexit contingency planning

'Rolling Stones'.

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Mission Accomplished

Scottish Independence

"...And while the Omicron mutation continues to spread worldwide, health officials voice concern about yet another recently discovered Covid strain, this one dubbed the Omigod variant..."

En Marche???