Current Affairs Nerd Pillows

Out like Flynn

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

British savings accounts

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Trump pardons

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Difference of Opinion

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Turkish Democracy

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Government a la Carte

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

The Berlin Peace Movement

Roe v. Wade

Armageddon

Russia Money Laundering

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'