Current Affairs Nerd Mugs

Out like Flynn

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

British savings accounts

Trump pardons

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Difference of Opinion

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Turkish Democracy

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Russia Money Laundering

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Roe v. Wade

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Armageddon

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Denazification

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'