Current Events Junkie Pillows

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Headlines Alarm People.

'Shouldn't that read 'voting rights'?'

"Warming! The following news program is 99% bad news. Depression, anxiety and feelings of despair may occur."

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

"In light of the current situation, we've dispensed with the weather report."

Schengen

"I'll just wait for the movie."

'The economy picked up this quarter, led by disaster relief management, anti-terrorism, security services,bankruptcies, medical malpractice claims...'

Deepening rift between royal brothers

Trident flying towards Labour Rebels: 'I told you we should have voted with the government.'

"Of course I have a plan - I just haven't worked out the details."

Nobody wants to hug Putin.

Get ready, news beginning.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"I've served the people, I've served the Congress, I've served 8 months minimum security in our great state penitentiary."

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

"What's your current event?"

Trump wins - the world is coming to an end.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Vladimir Putin

Reaching New Lows: "It's another tasteless White House comment."

"Friendly Fire"

"This Russian thing is just a fishing expedition!

Kim Jong Un promises no more nukes

"Damn dangerous monsters... they attack people, they even kill them...I say out of Europe and to hell with them!"

Thieving Rodent

"Suggestions that the Covid vaccine has unacceptable side-effects have been greatly exaggerated."

"At least this will knock coronavirus off the agenda, Susan."

"It's starting to spread and soon will be unstoppable!"

"Coronavirus?"

Trump and the Coronavirus

European Winter of War 2022

DJ Boris

Roe v. Wade