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'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

Let's Get Iran to Kick Our Ass

Clorox and the President

"We are reviewing the shocking footage."

Two weeks ago: The hunt for Ukraine's deposed president continues. Former President Yanukovych is still on the run, and thousands of angry Ukrainians are vowing to hunt him to the ends of the earth. Did you realize that anger and obsession make people thirsty? This cannot end well.

"Votin' in Scotland? Nobody told me about that."

"Referendum results...what referendum?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Greenland is the first step, then see how much the planet costs us."

And now it's time to play. . . The Blame Game

"I was laid off FROM the unemployment office."

"We've been told to keep him there until the election is over."

Afghanistan: Head in the Sand

Russian bear and Ukrainian banana

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Trump pardons

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Difference of Opinion

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Our Two Parties, Explained

Government a la Carte

The Berlin Peace Movement

Turkish Democracy

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

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