Constitution Connoisseur Gifts

James Madison

"You call this a constitution?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

S**t Threw a Goose

Antonin Scalia

Man frozen in portrait pose.

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Moliere

Bleak House

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Charles Dickens.

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'