Constitution Connoisseur Mugs

James Madison

"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."

"You call this a constitution?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Antonin Scalia

S**t Threw a Goose

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Moliere

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

C Day Lewis.

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Charles Dickens.

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Look ... A fresh one!'